While listening to a local country station the song “Toes” by the Zac Brown Band came on…it is quite a little catchy tune but they changed the words…and it struck me odd. As I am singing along…-sing along with me-…”I got my toes in the water ass in the sand”…the radio played…”I got my toes in the water toes in the sand”. I was like where’s “ass”?? It’s NOT “toes in the sand”…your toes are in the water??? Then I figured…it’s a family show…let’s leave the “ass” out…butt (hee…hee…I said butt) there is another verse in the song that goes…”roll a big fat one”…okay I am sure they are not talking about jelly rolls here! So…let me get this straight – we can’t sing “ass” but we can sing “roll a big fat one”??? Hmmm….